tea-and-glasses:

This isn’t even an overreaction

tea-and-glasses:

This isn’t even an overreaction

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

thatsthefrailtyofgenius:

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting

and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed

  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

santasnaping:

If you don’t like Emma you are mistaken.

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not